Chad hopes his new range of wines shred as much as his soft rock mega-hits. |
The first wine in the Chateau Kroeger range will be the “How
You Remind Me Cuvee”, an ambitious non-vintage blend of Zinfandel, Chardonnay
and Moscato, matured in new American oak and infused with maple syrup essence
and vanilla musk. It comes in a black glass bottle shaped as a fender
Stratocaster. The second in the range is the “Photograph Sparkling NV” a blend
of white zinfandel, Thompson seedless, and brandy, topped up with 1982 vintage
Kristal. Each bottle of the Sparkling NV will have a 50ml vial of a Chad and
Avril perfume to really add to the romance of this premium wine.
The Photograph Sparkling NV is in many ways a tribute to Chad's love of wife Avril (inset). |
"These wines rock, but have a softer, more stylish side, just
like me and my buddies” Kroeger gushed. “We drink the test batches in the
dressing rooms all the time. It gets us pumped before we shred on the power
ballads”.
Kroeger described his wine making philosophy and the genesis
of his wine label during an interactive portion of the announcement. “I aim to make honest wine, with minimal
intervention from the winemaker, sincere and true wine, just like my tunes”. Kroeger
revealed his wine making techniques to the enthusiastic crowd, including
playing acoustic versions of Nickleback’s greatest hits to the truckloads of
grapes shipped-in from Nevada.
“I reserve the love songs I have written for
Avril when playing to the grapes that go into the “Photograph Sparkling NV”. I
think they taste sweeter and more sincere as a result. It is hard for the
winery staff to go about their day jobs when I go to that special musical place.
Tears flow, I have to admit”.
Chad has been know to connect with the grapes prior to them going into his premium wines. |
Maynard James Keenan (inset) refused to be quoted for this article. |
The Chateau Kroeger How You Remind Me Cuvee and Photograph Sparkling NV go
on sale next week for $US 450 and $US 790 respectively. They can be purchased
from any Wallmart or 7-11 Stores across the USA and Canada.
3 comments:
The scary thing is that Chad could be joining the AC/DC Motohead et al throng and actually pumping out his own wines...
Got to get me some of that 50ml vile stuff!
Eurocentric - We checked with Chateau Kroeger's management and they want to call it a Vile (assuming a Freudian slip). Might be a Canadian thing, or a comment on the smell, though they insist it oozes romance. R2B have made an edit to the article though.... :-P
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